I am a dynamic motivational mind explorer who is often seen paintin walls and freezing ice. I have been known to travel random train stations on my lunch breaks, making them the most interesting part of the day. , I write award-winning paragraphs about random nothingness. , I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.